Man Law? Woman Law?

I just remember the old miller light commercial and talked about it in other posts. Thought we could make more have some laughs, shed some tears. Also thought the ladies could make woman laws. Can't leave them out. Now go forth and make really insane laws

Here's a man's law: Certain bodily functions can be preformed (belching and passing gas) when it is just guys around you.

Godfather wrote:Here's a man's law: Certain bodily functions can be preformed (belching and passing gas) when it is just guys around you.

definately declare this a man law

you started this discussion then . here's another: always exaggerate stories to make yourself look better

congrats scrawney!!!man law

man no woman laws yet

hmmmmm... woman law, woman law... how about this:
Always promptly inform a friend when something is amiss with her appearance, especially if it's potentially embarrassing (ie, visible undergarment(s), makeup smudged, food stuck in teeth). It's far kinder than letting her walk around like that all day

aww you're a good friend. A girl I know had something in her teeth for the whole day but she was in a bad mood so we didn't tell her, wish we had of because when she found out she wasn't happy and went crazy at us

tumbler17 wrote:hmmmmm... woman law, woman law... how about this:
Always promptly inform a friend when something is amiss with her appearance, especially if it's potentially embarrassing (ie, visible undergarment(s), makeup smudged, food stuck in teeth). It's far kinder than letting her walk around like that all day

totally agree first woman law. Congrats

What that woman's law also work for when a guy tells a girl that stuff?

i'm gonna let you decide Godfada. You get to choose what's set in stone

lol I'm not that good with girls laws. I just know that you should never offend them, and you should always say your sorry, even if it's not your fault.

there's another man law!!!

That is a brilliant man law. I have another one, if a guy's fly is undone then you musn't say anything because you don't want a reputation for looking at guys fly areas

Godfather wrote:lol I'm not that good with girls laws. I just know that you should never offend them, and you should always say your sorry, even if it's not your fault.

wise choices Godfather.

Scrawney wrote:That is a brilliant man law. I have another one, if a guy's fly is undone then you musn't say anything because you don't want a reputation for looking at guys fly areas

that is an incredibly important man law

Well... if the fly is very noticeable I might just give a subtle hint to the dude, cuz he's my bud and all. Don't want him to get embarrassed in front of the ladies, or any other guys for that matter.

My friend came up to me after school one day and said "I finally told Rachel that I like her" so I asked him what she said and he went "She started laughing.. and then I realised my fly was undone and my green boxers were showing" ...we still laugh about that

but did he get the girl?

No sadly, he tried again just before prom but she rejected him. He moved on to another girl shortly after though

well at least he got the other girl

Yeah, he was with her for a long time actually but then things didn't work out so now he's trying to put some moves on someone from about 50 miles away

the more distance the better i guess but does the girl know what your friend looks like?

lol hopefully she does. That would be a little weird, unless it was a "blind date" type of scenario.

lol exactly Godfada She might have second thoughts when they meet up for the first time

lol I'm not actually sure. They talk online but I haven't seen any pics of her so I don't know whether he's sent any to her. It'll be an interesting first date